Q: What if Tara Palmer Tomkinson possessed the power of invisibility?
A: Why, she would hump someone fabulous of course!
Clearly, carrying out a premeditated sex attack on a random though no less fabulous victim is the answer to The Big Question.
A reconstruction of how that invisible sex attack might look (Are you sure? Ed.)
‘Fiddle’™ (BBC) has been invisible for some time now. We can now only speculate as to his likely whereabouts.
In her interview, TPT doesn’t factor in victim payback. He does though. Big time.
[Follow up… as we scooped last week Castro/Papagos is invisible, presumed dead. Only the estimable Perez Hilton and Gay Socialites news teams have followed up. The question has to be asked – why the silence from the world’s media outlets? Who has the power to make this story disappear? And why are you reading Gay Socialites.com? Ed.]