When you’re in a vicious do-or-die cockfight with some tough hombres, you need serious back up. No, scratch that. You need Chuck Norris (pictured above with Uzis and bad attitude).
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, He decides what time it is.
- When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
- There’s no chin behind Norris’ beard. This is only another fist.
Re cockfight scenario, staff at Bobballs would opt for The Nature Boy Ric Flair. No one delivers a reverse knife edge with such venom and force. Wooo! But wait… hang on! Mike Huckabee had the backing of WCW wrestling hero Ric Flair as well?
Ouch. Mitt never had a chance… poor bastard. Woooo!
PS. Staff at Bobballs recommend that the hapless Broon gets Smeato on board to banjo that Cameron in 2010. It’s the only way.
UPDATE: David Brooks has got a great article on Mike Chuck-abee, his middle-class X Factor and how he’s putting ‘Camp’ into Campaign.