Thank God for me!

29 11 2008

Staff at Bobballs always enjoy Mandie interviews. These tend to be hugely entertaining, epic odysseys across the dizzying heights one of the world’s great egos.

Mandie’s message to The Guardian is a little bit like Flash Heart’s arrival at Edmund’s wedding in Blackadder II ie. ‘It’s me!!! Hooorayy!!!!!’ (glitter, explosions and rapturous applause).

Mandie reveals that Labour has warmly embraced him once more. Erm… why?

The main reason is that – without knowing quite how – I seem to have stabilised people. I have made it possible to calm nerves, cheer colleagues up and make people feel they can sit round the same table again without being Blairite or Brownite.

Inside two sentences Mandie implies that he re-united the Party and steadied the ship of government.

What about that dufus in No 10? How does Mandie rate government without Mandie?

In Gordon’s first year, he neither had a global financial crisis in which to display his skills, but neither did the government seem to be creating a new agenda of boldness that people need from any government that has been in office for over a decade.

Are we pleased to see Mandie back or do Staff at Bobballs have canoes in our pockets?!!?




5 responses

1 12 2008
Shuffling Geisha

So which weak chinned pillock would you peg as Lord Percy in this scenario? One of the Milliband foetus’s?

1 12 2008
Staff at Bobballs

Gordy is clearly Lord Percy Percy. For so long the disastrous sideshow to Blair’s/Bladder’s evil genius.

I see that the DUP website claims that Reg Empey is Baldrick. That’s nice.

Maybe the foetuses will have to face off for the role of Pitt The Even Younger. I look forward to a day when a Miliband can enjoy the sensation of hot buttered crumpet warming his cheeks with shame.

(Erm… we all must have a dream, that one’s mine.)

1 12 2008
Shuffling Geisha

So if ur Bob and Reg is Baldrick then that means you are the reason Baldrick lost his job and had to sleep in the gutter with all the other turds!!

I was once told I was like Queenie which pleases me *considers cutting off Bobs head just to see his expression*

1 12 2008
Staff at Bobballs

But Ma’am, life without you would be like a broken pencil…

1 12 2008
Shuffling Geisha


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