Can it be true?

2 12 2008
In its latest news section, The Irish Times cruelly thunders:
‘Trimble back to join Ulster revival’
Staff at Bobballs urge Ulster Unionists everywhere to hammer large pieces of crooked wood up against doors and hide under the bed. Reconcile yourselves with your worst nightmares!

Can it be true? Erm… well, yes. Andrew Trimble is in the squad for a revived Ulster side ahead of the game on Friday.

Staff at Bobballs urge Ulster Unionists everywhere to stop blubbing, straigthen up from that foetal position and climb out from under the bed.

Instead, Staff at Bobballs urge Llanelli fans everywhere to hammer large pieces of crooked wood up against doors and hide under the bed. Reconcile yourselves with your worst nightmares!

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2 responses

2 12 2008
Shuffling Geisha

Staff at Bobballs momentarily dazed by the alternate reality machine in the corner?

2 12 2008
Michael Shilliday

I thought Staff live in said machine as a strategy to retain sanity?

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