Because Staff at Bobballs will f*&^$£g eat our hats if this is true!
Time of recession. Nearly 2m in unemployment. Repossessions at 17 year high. An early election being discussed. Prescient politicans urging vigilance from frontbenches. And within this context, Britain is going to be presented with the sight of a simpering New Labour ego, suited and booted and swanning about with unattainable, fantasy totty?
Sure we are. Now, where’s that Peter Brooke highlight reel?
Tomorrow’s Exclusive: Staff at Bobballs exclusively reveal that the Belfast Telegraph peddles random bollocks!