Amazing scenes on the US Eastern Seaboard as a man with new-look, confident side-shade was spotted at the inauguration of President Barry in Washington DC.
In a moment of unprecedented access, the man – along with just 2 million people and global television audience entering billions – was at times almost certainly just within several hundred metres/25,000 people of the President during an intimate ceremony.
Mirroring Barry’s soaring rhetoric, the man said: “Hold the frontpage! Apart from 2 million bystanders and a global audience numbering in the billions, just me and 240,000 people received actual invites to be here. Rush the evidence to the picture desk immediately!”
Our fearless reporters have captured the historic moment when the man later met with President Barry (No. That would be news. This would be Congressman Richard Neal. Ed.).