Some people like to counter insomnia with warm milk and a banana. Me? I like to combat my insomnia with Chuck Norris!
So here goes: my definitive Top 10 Chuck Norris-isms…
- Chuck Norris once had a bachelor party. He ate the entire Cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
- The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
- Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
- Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Right. That’ll be me off to bed then…