The Bobballs Award for ‘Stating the Bleedin’ Obvious’ goes to the APNI press officer who conjured up the following headline:
Mmm…. yes. On the day it was revealed that NI Water’s billing system left 8,000 customers with an incorrect bill it would indeed be correct to say that the billing services must improve.
So congratulations APNI press office! You win a year’s membership to the Royal Observer Corp and the Awacs Radar early warning detection system. Many happy returns.
PS. Particularly enjoyed this line from the release:
“If these types of mistakes are not eradicated then some people may lose confidence in the company.“
Erm.. well, yes. (I refer you to the pic and caption above.)
C’mon APNI press office!! Why are you holding back? Kieran won’t have a hope of making the papers at this rate. Get in there son, give it some welly!