I was toeing through the embers of my last blog site when I suddenly realised… I’ve been blogging for exactly three years! When you start to get on a bit like this you wonder how you could have invested your time differently, more profitably. But before I got to start blubbing about being a wastrel, I came across this story.
So it appears that trolls are highly trained, well-paid FBI informers who patrol the internet seeking out opportunities to harague and intimidate members of the legal system. It was at this point when I knew I was a wastrel. Because I’ve been totally doing that for free!
All that trolling, haranguing and informing over three years and I didn’t earn a goddamn cent. Nothing. The fact that I trolled so many people without FBI training makes my success all the more remarkable.
Can I put in for FBI back pay? An FBI pension maybe? What?