Roll up chaps – the Belfast Tottygraph was on form today giving up the very best ‘news of the phews’. Of course, whenever the sun comes out scantily clad playful lovelies make a bee-line to the beach. Goes without saying…
The snap above (yes, the one with girl in it) appeared in today’s Bel Tel and was among a gallery of the usual shots of tots and sand castles. The caption tells us that:
Maria Erikkson from Belfast enjoys the September sun at Whiterocks beach in Portrush
Apparently, this fruity young lady went out for a stroll and just happened to be captured by the BT’s roving photographer. Fair enough.
But she must have a spare swimsuit stashed somewhere on her person because the roving photographer captured again while ‘resting’ on Whiterocks beach for the Tottygraph’s digital edition!
Phwoarr blimey chaps!! Would you Adam and Eve it! Maria Erikkson from Belfast has only just gone and changed into a spare swimsuit, adopted a provocative pose and been snapped all over again! What a coincidence!!
Well, not quite of course.
But hasn’t the Tottygraph tried just a little too hard by including staged shots of the model Maria Erikkson? Is it necessary to go this far to stage a fitting actualite? For example, isn’t the online pic purporting to show phwoaring temperatures in Portrush on Sunday suspiciously like this one and this one taken at Whiterock beach by Kirth Ferris last July? (Though it may well be that Maria came back and did the same shoot all over again at the weekend??) And I’m actually not 100% sure Maria is from Belfast – isn’t she, erm, from Leeds?
Whatever happened to sending a snapper round to Belfast City Hall / Botanic Garden to bag a couple of under-dressed students frollicking with a frisbee? What’s the world coming to when the Belfast Tottygraph is unable to publish sneaky shots of Belfast totty? It’s nothing short of an outrage…